Hi. My name's Hannah. I'm a college student, DCP Alumni, and Pittsburgh native.

politicallyinactive:

satanspoet:

Maude White

I’m. Not. Worthy.

How

(Source: ladyinterior)

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Sep 1st at 4PM / via: hiheartitsmegabbi / op: ruineshumaines / reblog / 553,819 notes
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bunnyfood:

(via gifak-net:video)

bunnyfood:

(via gifak-net:video)

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: bunnyfood / op: gifak-net / reblog / 5,292 notes
iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

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iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

(Source: fluent-in-lesbianism)

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: thechildofstyle / op: fluent-in-lesbianism / reblog / 199,484 notes
bm13:

bm13:

HE MADE A FUCKING PUN

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 550 NOTES WITHIN 24 HOURS

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bm13:

bm13:

HE MADE A FUCKING PUN

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 550 NOTES WITHIN 24 HOURS

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: egberts / op: bm13 / reblog / 156,180 notes

"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3)

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: alwaysfollowthrough / op: un-usuall-m3mory-x3 / reblog / 1,634,854 notes

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

(Source: ralndrops)

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: blondeflowerchild / op: ralndrops / reblog / 335,280 notes

past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: fake-mermaid / op: past-gone / reblog / 159,893 notes

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

(Source: kanyedoin)

Jun 25th at 2AM / via: passiveaggressivepepsi / op: kanyedoin / reblog / 273,176 notes

“Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other.”

Ten Word Poem #6 via (poemsbysmm)

This has so much relevance to my life right now.

(via starr-wars)

(Source: poemsbysmm)

Jun 25th at 1AM / via: passiveaggressivepepsi / op: poemsbysmm / reblog / 325,713 notes

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

Jun 25th at 1AM / via: low-cal-cal-zone-zone / op: angry90slesbian / reblog / 43,170 notes

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

Jun 25th at 1AM / via: fuzzyfingersandcavier / op: snazziest / reblog / 549,590 notes